September 22nd, 2014

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via earthbendertoph)

September 21st, 2014

ilymorgannn:

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

I know 50% of the time

(Source: brittany-32194)

appropriately-inappropriate:

miss-love:

kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

THE TRUTH TEA IS PIPING HOT

Just for funsies:

Look at the male body language in the beginning (open) vs the body language in the third and fourth (closed, arms crossed, protecting the midsection and torso).

They don’t look very comfortable any more, do they?

(via veronicaarlena)

September 13th, 2014

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(via ilymorgannn)

September 6th, 2014

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via ilymorgannn)

August 28th, 2014

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via ilymorgannn)

August 27th, 2014
Sustenance achieved. Vegan has been fueled. 
I absolutely love when i get surprised at work by friends! #ikessandwich #meatlessmike #nomnom #yum #vegan #veganscanbefattiestoo #food

Sustenance achieved. Vegan has been fueled.
I absolutely love when i get surprised at work by friends! #ikessandwich #meatlessmike #nomnom #yum #vegan #veganscanbefattiestoo #food

Making your friends wear your wig so you can style it xD sorry for covering you in hairspray @briinwund3rland <3
Nurse Joy wig almost done!

Making your friends wear your wig so you can style it xD sorry for covering you in hairspray @briinwund3rland <3
Nurse Joy wig almost done!

August 26th, 2014
tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via veronicaarlena)

August 25th, 2014
urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

(via ambrehhhh)